Mikeys Jokes Page
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Are You Stupid? - Little Johnny
A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses.
She starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're
stupid, stand up." After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am," he says, "but I hate to see you standing there all
by yourself."
A teacher was upset that one little boy was swearing in class. "Todd," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear those words?" "My daddy says that," Todd replied. "Well, that doesn't matter," the teacher explained. "I don't want to hear that language in here again." Turning away, the teacher muttered "At least he doesn't know what it means."
"I do, too!" the little boy replied. "It means the car won't start!
What did the rain say to the cloud?
Mind if I stand behind you? I have to sprinkle.
